Josh

Josh's tend to love Panda's They can also be either bisexual or straight. They are usually quiet, content and are so chill about everything. Anything they do makes them look cool. Sometimes they can be major assholes but they always apologize or feel bad about it later. They are easy to forgive because of their good looks and charm. Josh's can be found at the mall, skateboarding or playing video games. Some are hot pieces of ass that girls can't keep their hands off of. Others are just Josh. They can be total vagina magnets and they tend to attract unwanted stalkers to them. They are just that great.

The names of their girlfriends usually start with the Letter K.

Stalker1: OMG! IT'S JOSH, HE'S SITTING AT THAT TABLE. ^-^ <3 <3 <3
Stalker2: OH...oh, he's sitting with his girlfriend.
Stalker3: fuck. ;-;

Josh: -Idgaf.-
GirlfriendWho'sNameStartsWithK: Dumb bitches. :D
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Josh: -Walking all cool through the mall-
-See's Panda shirt-
Oh fuck! A Panda! Woo, Panda!
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by CaptainPoptart June 18, 2011

Josh Juice

aka mustard, this is sperm that is colored yellow. The cause is unknown, but it is thought to be caused by a certain disease contracted from short people.

I must be sick, im splurging Josh Juice

by Jason Pohl October 5, 2006

pig josh

Yeh man...totally agree, small cock too.and a shite pulland im talking from hexperience here ladees (and he has also been known to like it up the battyfour kittens died that dayso guys watch out too)

ur a monger ur fat ur a pig and u like it up the batty...you josh!!!

by osknns April 29, 2005

Josha

a skinny concieted girl who loves to flirt but has problems getting PAST that

damn josha was flirting with kevin all week but hasn't done anything yet

by robbie m. August 1, 2008

Josh

hes got a tan body, a sweet smile, and beautiful eyes. Can be a little bit of a dick but can be really sweet too. has a big heart only to the ones he cares about. he never wants to be in a serious relationship. he knows how to sweet talk a girl so she always wants more. in life a josh will be married to a girl who's name starts with a H.

Josh: see that girl

Person1: ya?

Josh: Ya i wish i could get her!

Person1: Why not?

Josh: She doesnt like me. cause one night i made fun of her....

by ShAnNoNeFuEcKeS January 9, 2011

josh

The act of going to the toilet at the exact time that will make everyone wait for you.

I'm just going to do a josh

by DGangAlpha November 15, 2009

josh

a guy that you will date and then he'll date your best friend

Don't be a josh

by Greasy grass 12345 September 26, 2015