Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come
short. And also tend to cum
short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in
bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat
ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly
ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.