by niggaz in da hood July 21, 2008
Get the jessica alba mug.There are two species of jessicas. The first being the sweet innocent girl next door
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
"I just love jessica she babysits my 6 crackbabies with ease"
The second species of jessica is known for smoking pot in the girls bathroom, and underage drinking. Retiring AS a bartender and eventually becomes a MILF.
"Wow jesus your mama lookin hella fine, bout to call me stepdaddy"
by JessicaRabbit96 December 22, 2016
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The most hated person in the world , No one likes her , she always was in mess , Girls names who start with E even didn’t like her , she would probably have 2 to 3 kids and would treat them dirty except the last one . She can never keep a man and leaves her kids , but I guess when you get to know her she can be cool , calm and collected! 😬
by Jack Dixion May 10, 2019
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She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.
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GUY2: Jessica who?
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GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
GUY2: Jessica who?
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GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008
Get the Jessica Alba mug.The name of a trifling ass hoe that ruined the life of Anthony Nguyen, a YouTuber from the channel The Crazy Gorilla. According to The Crazy Gorilla, this term is synonomous to bitch, cunt, trick, whore, slut, puta, and anything negative in life.
Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!
Fuck you, Jessica.
by fuck_jessica June 4, 2017
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