Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

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jasons bro

is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro

shahnee: ohhhh whos that

belinda: i dont know but they are hot

jason: that my bro

shahnee: omg its jasons bro

by jasonsbrotherishot September 6, 2011

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a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018

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Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

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Jason Wun

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

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Jason Xiao

A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.

5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.

Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.

Oh my god, Jason Xiao can propose with a smile!

by JxH April 7, 2009

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