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James is a guy that thinks highly of himself even though he is nothing and only does it to compensate hating himself with a fiery passion. He's a pretty man that has bad anxiety and has never had a girlfriend and probably won't ever have the courage to ask anyone to be. He likes a lot of things and can tell who he hates before even meeting them, just by hearing their name. If you cross him or any of his friends in a bad way, he's not scared to fuck you up. His muscles are very tone even though he does absolutely nothing to deserve looking that built. His friends mean everything to him and they are the best people to exist in this galaxy. His dick is way bigger than necessary, like, what the fuck dude!? He is absolutely retarded when it comes to things he has to know, but can tell you any random thing or memorize anything that is not necessary to know.
Nobody:
James: Methylenedioxymethamphetamine prices are 1$ more per gram this month, compared to last month.
James by Jamez.bond420 November 24, 2019
He’s a definite heartbreaker. He’ll leave you questioning if he ever loved you in the first place. He gaslights people and never takes responsibility for his actions or ever apologizes. He’s a dickwad. ( Don’t trust them.
A: He’s such a James.
B: Yea you should’ve seen the condition he left his ex in.
James by joemamamia69 January 24, 2020
this is dedicated to all the james’s out there
james by anunusedusername November 4, 2019
James Squidward looking like a whole ass prune today
James by Bleh667 February 11, 2020
James is lowkey a decent guy, but sometimes very rarely will you find James starting on your local high school soccer team.
Player: Is James starting today coach?
Coach: Yes
Player: This is a once in a lifetime thing
Player 2: Let's celebrate
James by The Fax Machine October 26, 2018
a sexual predator that is gay but only goes after straight men and tries to manipulate them into changing their sexuality for him.
Tati : “he is a james, stay away from him.”
Jeffree : “ew! that’s disgusting.”
james by kayla lathan May 12, 2019