incested

When two relatives have kids. For example, when Oedipus and his mom got down their kids were incested.

"Man did you hear about Jocasta and Oedipus? Their kids are all incested."

by Colindsey March 12, 2014

incest

Doing it with your family members... commonly practiced by white people

redneck:"I don't believe in masterbation ,but i do believe in fucking my sister"

Jesus:"thats something i call incest"

by larry csonka February 26, 2009

Incest

To do sexual activities with a member of your family. (Brother, sister, dad, mom, aunt, uncle, etc)

Person 1: Is incest illegal?
Person 2: Yes, incest is illegal.

by Bunnies! August 1, 2011

incest

A sexual relationship with your mother while cheating on your wife.

Bill Clinton, don't eat your mom
Dude, don't spy on me!

by Fo Shizzle the Nizzle Gangsta Crew Fo Sho March 30, 2005

Inception

A mediocre, sometimes cringe-inducing ripoff of the Matrix that insufferable morons claim was "masterful," "changed their life" and was "the most complex movie of all time." Typically used as a vehicle to promote said moron's distinct and proficient taste in movies.

A: Dude, did you see Inception?

B: Yeah, it was alright. Lots of plot holes, lame dialogue and corny premises.

A: (head explodes)

by Joeyyyyy Ssssss August 17, 2010

Iceland

I've been reading peoples definitions about how a lot of people who claim to be Icelandic hate Norwegians and I find it all crazy because I'm Norwegian and Icelandic and I love both countries.

Iceland is still a Norwegian territory.

by anonymous duderet August 3, 2007

Incels

Always with the incels.

Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"

Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."

Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."

Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023