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Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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smug idiots

People who have become somewhat wealthy due to inheritance or luck; and who are also certain that they are above others, even though they are dumb as fuck.
Every city has its share of smug idiots. They're so fucking proud of themselves. But on closer inspection, you'll see that they're as empty as the post modern bullshit lofts that they live in.
by geekmalone August 16, 2020
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Inarticulate idiot

A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".
Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!
by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016
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idiot hipster

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
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asinine idiot

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by bored human August 19, 2013
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idiot buffalo

The baddest word the all time, be honest we all said it as kids and freaked out.
in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo
Billy: I hate you
Bubby: You're an idiot buffalo
Billy: How dare you! I'm telling mom
by Luckycorn April 11, 2021
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Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
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