idiot stick 

May apply to a shovel used by bricklayers labourers or a spade used by ground labourers ,a term of contempt for menial workers in the construction industry.

Hey pal ,get your idiot stick and clean up over here.

idiot stick by EnglishBricky November 8, 2007

IDIOT, n. 

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

IDIOT, n. by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

Idiot Lotto 

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

Idiot Lotto by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

Idiot Fatigue 

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.

Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.

Idiot Fatigue by Unknown_Fury June 24, 2010

idiot pass 

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.

Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.

idiot pass by jeebus55 June 15, 2011

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

Idiot eyes by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Idiot stick 

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

Idiot stick by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017