COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...

“Bro shes my hold back off.”

by caleb leduc February 13, 2018

Hold B

To reset, die, or kill yourself. Especially when something is too hard

"dude you cant beat this hold b."
"hold b bro"
"hold b"

by vrurbnre May 05, 2024

one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

by bidnit2 February 19, 2011

Hippie Hold

When you're smoking somebody out, after they get a hit or so you hold on to the piece for and extra amount of time when you know they're really jonesing and make them listen to your stories that take forever to tell. (usually your already in the right state of mind).

"Yeah man, that was a totally awesome Hippie Hold we pulled on ken earlier!" said Clayton to Autumn. "Yeah no doubt!"

by clayjay April 14, 2010

holding a cup

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇

Nice brother you're holding a cup

by Subhanallah brother December 16, 2022