Hobo

A magical guy named Bob who lives in L.A. but wishes he lived in canada so that he could get free health care, but no... his grandpa had to move to L.A. so he could get a nicer cardboard box and so Bob would have to inherit a smelly old cardboard box

Bob the magical hobo wishes he lived in canada

by Bob, the magical hobo November 21, 2003

Hobo Porno Trash Fire

A dude who is a big time pervert and likes to peek through other peoples windows when they are on the shitter, whose wife left him and can no longer pay his bills, became a hobo and had to use his porn collection to start a trash fire to heat his garage. It is not uncommon for him to be drinking cheap beer while gathered around the hobo porno trash fire.

"Damn dawg, that rubber pussy sure is givin' off some heat. I'm gonna sleep good in my box tonight thanks to dat' hobo porno trash fire."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008

hobo

a bum basically. person living off scraps in da streets.

hey look over there chantelle's a hobo. shes gonna get hobo of da yr.

by shaza January 27, 2007

hobosexual

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006

hobbs

used for calling the place where you are sitting when you get up to do something.

"Dude, I called hobbs on that seat."

by Wes May February 22, 2008

hobo chic

the clothing style of a rich art student who dresses in deplorable attire in order to subscribe to a disgustingly pathetic trend of retardation. expect to see dirty white headbands, 80s running shorts and thrift store shirts with pictures of wolfs howling at the moon on the front.

"that hobo chic art fag got robbed and beaten in the ally the other day it was glorious"

by kanklesore October 3, 2006