Haircum

V. When the male "fucks" the female till he has to "cum" and pulls out and stands directly behind the female over her head and "jizz(es)" a massive load of cum to where the females hair is absolutely covered and has a white tint all over the hair from the cum.

"He asked her if she knew what Haircum meant while he was fucking her. She said no, so he stood behind her with his dick over her head and let a huge load of cum all over her blonde curly hair."

by ICumAllOverBlondeHair July 10, 2009

upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.

Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.

by haldeen October 25, 2007

hair force

Indie Rock types who grow their large (not long), disheveled manner. Much like bed-head but usually requires a good 30 minute in front of the mirror with $25 in "product" strategically applied.

Rob's totally joined the hair force since he started dating that art-school chick.

by Grotos27 February 5, 2005

hairacist

When you are discriminating someone because of their hair colour.

"you cant do this because your not blonde" "your such a hairacist"

by -$-0-f-!- September 7, 2006

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

Hair at the base

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.

Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"

by Lord Edward Everton VI December 6, 2010

Hair less men

men, with no hair.

gina: dood dat man has no hurr
sam: yeah dats s, he is ah hair less men

by gina & sam December 28, 2010