horny badger

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

Horny fuck

Horny fuck means being angry at a horny person. It is a way to show your anger, horny means sexually attracted to something and fuck means annyoing shit

Man: im gay
Woman: horny fuck

by Chupuppy October 13, 2021

Life horny

Horny for life. Wantig to make memories and dreams come true.

„Dude I‘m so life horny I wanna go and jump in that lake.“

by Trace213 May 5, 2020

horny as a motherfucker

Simile putting an emphasis on the author's need to have some form of intercourse. A motherfucker is one who has sex with his mother, and the author is in such an aroused state that he could have intercourse with even his own mother.

come on ho, get those clohtes off! I'm horny as a motherfucker out here.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Horny Hawk

Five Dudes, One girl...She is jerking two guys off, getting stuffed in her vagina and ass while giving a blowjob.. All of this is done while she is flocking her arms and skwaking like a hawk.

During a drunk night in college, a girl was doing the horny hawk with the guys from the football team.

by Nemo2008 January 12, 2009

horny dildo

an exagerated king sized dildo that have viens that course through it

tom was a gay fag so he used a horny dildo to please his mangina

by lostsoul425 January 1, 2009

corny horny

The act of putting a cob of corn in a girls vagina or ass. It also goes for guys too, but don't do that guys because then your considered gay. HOMOS

"Dude i got so drunk last night that i gave my girl friend a corny horny......HELL YEAH!

by Eric Schmitz December 25, 2008