The Greatest Rock Singer

Freddie Mercury

Person 1: Freddie Mercury is The Greatest Rock Singer of all time

by FatEngineer June 22, 2020

The Great British Baking Show

A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.

People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*

by A.Tree September 27, 2020

The Greatest Word

in which you find peace, you find this word

the greatest word found when you find peace within yourself

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 14, 2021

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

The greatest song in the world

The greatest song in the world was lost long ago. It was played only once by Tenacious D when they were hiking down a long a lonesome road. The closest we have is Tribute by Tenacious D.

guy 1: Hey dude, what is the greatest song in the world?
guy 2: that was lost long ago my friend.

by Shocks-900 August 3, 2022

The Great Wall of Discord

When someone in the Discord server writes such a long message it can be compared to the Great Wall of China. You know its coming when Discord says "Anon is typing..." for about 15 minutes

"Yo Anon, chill! No need to Build The Great Wall of Discord!"

by Trashyplays76 August 27, 2022