grass

the thing you don’t touch

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Grass Ceiling

When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af

Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"

by T-ruth October 4, 2021

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grass

A term or idea invented by 'outdoorsmen' to get truly epic gamers to give up their grind.

'Hey try hard, go touch grass.'

by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023

Grass

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.

'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"

by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022