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Gooch

A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum. The medical terminology for this region is the perineum.....or the hairy perri. Also called the grundle or the chonch.
My gooch is sweaty.
by Helldizzle February 22, 2009
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gooch

the space between your man balls and your anus.

a lovely dog belonging to a lovely family. mostly a mutt. family calls it gooch cause it's a filthy mutt. but gooch is an adorable puppy that you just want to kiss all over.
joe: GOOCH IS SO COOT!
joe 2: i just wanna kiss her face!
by Kelly Marie Rodgers the third February 16, 2009
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Gooch McPikey

The best "enter name here" substitute ever used. Suprisingly, no man looks like a fool when their name is Gooch McPikey.
PLAYER 1: Gooch McPikey
PLAYER 2: No match for the above
PLAYER 3: Failed attempt at a better name
PLAYER 4: Birth name (realisation that all efforts are futile)
by Devious O October 28, 2009
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goochie-goo

When you and your partner have sex on the beach and the cum/sand mixture gets all over your gooch.
Guy 1: I was having sex on the beach and it was great until she gave me goochie-goo.

Guy 2: Oh gross!
by KKLCCPM October 29, 2015
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The Kankakee Goosechase

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"
by LenaChick December 5, 2012
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White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids
Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers
by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006
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GOOCH

Go GOOCH yourself!

Suck a GOOCH!

What a fuckin' GOOCH!

Son of a GOOCH!

You little GOOCH!
by xxkingofkingsxx December 11, 2007
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