goobie snooberts

Whoever is named ryan is the moron of the group

That Ryan is a goobie snooberts.

by Koizu May 8, 2023

Goobie

A species made of hope and dreams. The Goobie is of an exceedingly sweet and loving nature and likes sleeping, rolling around, and cookies.

The other day I was totally bummed after failing my exam. Luckily for me, I encountered a Goobie in the hall and with all of its softness and fuzziness cheered me up! It also gave me a cookie.

by SuperFarty April 22, 2011

Goober funt

An exotic way of saying sex or fart

You goober funted my daughter

by Cool guykgh May 15, 2006

goober

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

goober

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

by George Snelling April 25, 2003

Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009

goobie

awesome person who embarrasses themself in public, usually participating in random adventures in suburbia under the influence of marijuana

goobie1:taylor is such a goobie! did you see her moon the carhop at sonic?
goobie2:hell yeah i got it on video!!!

by thanegoobie March 8, 2009