goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

Lindsey The Goat

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021