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the greatest plan

when charles from henry stikman games does this he commits a mass murder by kamakazeeing his helacopter into you, henry.
by spit fire (attack plane) October 1, 2020
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In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
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greasy taco

Shahid Khan, who is also known as "NaughtyBoy." 😷
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 17, 2015
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Greasy Nig

Any individual of african descent who sweats frequently and profusely. And smells like feces, rotting flesh, etc.
Jamal: Yo dowg, you smell dat shit?

Tyrese: Yo nigga thats me!

Jamal: You are one greasy nig!
by Bobbeh carlos March 1, 2014
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Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”
by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016
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greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
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greasoid

One who behaves in a greasy manner, or is greasy by nature.
That fella is low! what a greasoid!
by Scotianhopper January 24, 2011
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