fuck

to have sex with

I want to fuck you!
He fucked her!
Go fuck your mother!

by BC101 August 17, 2008

fuck

Fuck is everything, if you could take every bad word in the dictionary and combine them to create the ultimate badass curse, fuck would be on top of the list. Long live FUCK!!

"you ugly fuck"
"fat fuck"
"in the name of fuck"
"fuck me"
"shoot that motherfucker"
etc

by stiffler's mom March 31, 2009

Fuck

A theory behind its origin is comes from the medieval times.

Fuck:

Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King

The next time you say:
I'm gonna fuck you up, you son of a bitch!
to an adversary, consider what you mean:

I'm gonna Fornicate Under Consent of the King you up, you son of a bitch.

by Stormin' Norman March 5, 2007

Fuck

to take a painful shit, usually resulting in cursing to ease the pain.

ow that fuck hurt so fuckin bad.

by shit fart March 11, 2010

fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007

Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...

You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

by towanda March 23, 2005

Fuck

In old the England people were not allowed to have sex without counting on the consent of the King (unless she/he was a member of the real family). When people wanted to have a son, they must asked for a permission to the monarch, who gave a plate to them that must hang outside of their door while relations tenan. The plate said “Fornication Under Consent of the King” (F.U.C.K.). And that´s how the myth was born....

Believe it or not, this is truth

Did you know that the England people were the ones who invented fuck!?

by LAnge June 7, 2007