Francesco Petrarca

Francesco Petrarca, commonly anglicized as Petrarch, was a scholar and poet of early Renaissance Italy, and one of the earliest humanists. Also known as the worlds first simp.

Dude1: Bruh you're such a simp.
Dude2: Bruh thanks, I always wanted to be like Francesco Petrarca

by boolwinkle April 11, 2021

French

The people who folded like the twin towers when invaded by the nazis

Damn did you hear how the french folded in world war 2

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

francess

someone who is madly in love with nav

"Yo, her name is francess, she must really like that guy nav."

by anonymous June 14, 2021

French frey

This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell

Come here french frey

by Daddy finger June 18, 2021

Francesca

The best person you will ever meet in your life. She may have her ups and downs, but she is the sweetest person to ever live. She is kind, beautiful, amazing, and most of all perfect. She does have her trials, but comes out victorious. She is your soulmate if you start dating her. Don't let her go. She is the best person and I wouldn't trade the last 6 years for the world. Ily.

Hi Francesca, do you want to go to the movies today?
Sure!

by hiiiiiii12345 February 7, 2022

French mamas

In any story that involves three female characters which are considered to equally be mothers to one or a number of characters, where the trio of mothers each associated with the colors;

Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.

In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).

Roxy, Sylphiette, and Eris are such perfect french mamas with their personalities alongside each one's hair color being blue, white and red respectively that it's not uncanny at all that their story is the reason this article even exists.

by 5aturnius February 11, 2022

French Hillbilly

A person who travels to a country with alternate laws; enabling them to go down on their cousin

Johnson went on a family vacation to Eswatini with his hot cousin. Johnson is a French hillbilly.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022