Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

free-bunker

a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.

I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Dank Free

Having no cannabis in your system.

Hey dog you down to smoke tonight?

Na I gotta stay dank free for a while cuz of my upcoming drug test for my new job.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 3, 2008

Free jining

The female version of "free ballin'".
Not wearing any underwear.
(under-roos)

"It's sorta fun free jining every now and then."
:)

by Applemartini-purpledinosaur-chocolaterain June 21, 2008

Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

I have this super cute dress that will show any panty line. I think I'm gonna have to free-lip it tonight.

by Alexicon3 May 22, 2013

Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.

"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"

by tovarishch November 20, 2009

Free Size

A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.

Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.

I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.

by Capt. Awesome July 20, 2008