Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.

Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.

by Renifer August 17, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Foater

Someone who is neither active nor passive.
Sloth like.

“Typical foater.”
“That guy is a total foater.”

by John Atkinson November 17, 2019

Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross

Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester

by Rock ur world March 27, 2020

fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage

Look it's fester fucknuts

by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020

Footered

Fingering but with feet

I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today

by Kyule September 26, 2020

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 6, 2020