Football

A sport played by kicking a ball into a net please do not get confused with soccer it is two different sport, soccer is for boys , football is for men

Joshua plays football not soccer, because soccer isn't a sport

Football not soccer

It's fifa not sifa thats why its called football

by G double S October 31, 2018

Football

A Sport that Americans misunderstood and thought you tackled each other and slapped your dicks against one another where your supposed to kick the fucking ball

Europe: you have to kick the ball
US: nah let’s just slap are dicks together instead of playing actual FOOTBALL

by Jejsjxiajj January 16, 2019

football

when your mom gets angry and starts kicking the crap out of you

god damn it steven you didnt clean your room. football time

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Football

American Football is a sport in which a bunch of gay dudes slap each other on the butt. In this game they go like ten yards at a time and then get a break while they set up again. Calling it football is also stupid because you barely use your feet. Football(what Americans call soccer) is a sport that is played and enjoyed in every country.

Person 1: what is your opinion on American football?
Person 2: It’s a bunch of ignorant gays that slap each other in the butt when they do something good.

by Autisticturd March 7, 2020

Quarter Football

A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.

The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)

The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.

I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarter football with my friend.

by roddickftw November 17, 2009

screaming football

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football

Oh he’s a propper screaming footballer

by .. July 7, 2019

Fanasty Football Burner Team

A fantasy football team that usually is auto-drafted and whos manager couldn't care less about their team. Usually the manger was forced to play in that league or was just bored.

Jack: Jake needed one more person in his NFL fanasty leauge and I just didn't care enough so I auto drafted.

Jim: Dude, you got a Fanasty Football Burner Team.

by Big_Shlong69 October 12, 2020