Floofywoofybear

A dog that has an excessive amount of fluffy hair and enjoys barking at people to get them to play.

I honestly thought that was a pillow on your couch but it’s your floofywoofybear!

by Seanloveshiskonaaa April 10, 2022

Floofy Tubby Nugget

Tyler Newman

Tyler Newman is a floofy Tubby Nugget

by Notanangel83 April 11, 2022

flooflpuff

Hair of any kind in a toilet

Dad there is a flooflpuff in the toilet

by peepkid April 17, 2022

Floofery

The act of being a floof/floofer (see floof/floofer under my definitions)

This floofery has gone on far too long! You cannot act like a reckless feline forever.

by PhatBoiLotto May 3, 2022

Floofy coo

An English cow, often one with large amounts of hair, hence the prefix of 'floof'

Look! There's a floofy coo!

by PlatiniumLlama May 7, 2022

Floofy Zone

The very soft and/or fluffy section of the underside of a dog's neck, typically with loose skin that can be very satisfying to pet.

"Wow, you seem to be in a good mood today."
"Yeah, I was just petting my dog's Floofy Zone."

by Hankandstuff July 3, 2022

floofcist

hating, criticizing or being otherwise verbally rude about or towards someone or something because of their hair; particularly house pets such as cats or dogs.

"I hate dogs with short, wiry hair"
"stop being floofcist"

by anonymous August 22, 2022