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salad fingers 

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.
P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers
salad fingers by margerine January 1, 2007

Furry Fingers 

N. a line of muppet vibrators produced in the 1980's
She was a big fan of Kermit the frog so i shoved a fistful of furry fingers in her carnal forge

Brownie fingers 

When first dating someone, to show your affection, you stick your finger in each others butt. Pull them out and you have brownie fingers.
Me and my lady definitly traded brownie fingers last night.
Brownie fingers by Matthew Penner December 8, 2007

poo fingers 

When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.
James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'
poo fingers by Poo Fingers March 3, 2009

Vinegar Fingers 

A made up thing that most people have not heard off
"hey have you heard of vinegar fingers?"
"no i have not"
"look it up on google"

then the person would go home to find that it is nothing

Another Example

The person may pretend to actually have heard about it and call it disgusting even though it is not real
Vinegar Fingers by dirtyface123445 November 21, 2011

Sausage Fingers

A person who has abnormally large fingers.
Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.
Sausage Fingers by Turnipboy October 29, 2010