fanboy

This rare species of the male version of a fangirl is hard to find. Fangirls will do anything to meet a fanboy in real life. Like fangirls, fanboys obsess over actors and fictional characters. They are incapable of squeeling so they awkwardly stare.

Fanboy: "CRAP there's a fangirl! RUN!"
Fangirl: *attacks fanboy and aggressively flirts with him* "Wow it's so weird to find you out in the wild"

by Mack M Crazyfish March 30, 2015

Fanboy

Fanboys, are usually a rare species. Usually, a boy that tweets their idol 13,927,734 just to be noticed. Also, at least knows all the OTPs possible and especially their birthdays. Keeps every picture possible of their idol, and usually either owns a fan page or co-owns one, very similar to a fangirl and has the ability to instantly bond with a fangirl or boy. But most important their AMAZING people if you find one hold them tight because you won't find many.

Big Wanda: "You like that band, um 5SOS right?"
Fanboy: "*screams a little* YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!"

by 5sosfanboy711 April 6, 2015

fanboy

A bandwagon fan who actually knows nothing about a sports program or organization. Will just follow whoever is supposed to be the best that year.

"Hey, you're a Kentucky A fanboy."
"You were a Heat fan last year but Warriors this year? You're such a fanboy."
bandwagon fan

by FinEndNow May 2, 2015

Fanboysplosion

When you first discover something that you really like, and cannot contain your fanboying so that it spills over to anybody who will listen, and you are bashing your face into a pillow with your sheer hype.
Fangirlsplosion

HOLY CRAP I'M HAVING A TOTAL FANBOYSPLOSION OVER THIS!

by DefTheOcelot November 12, 2015

Falzone

Verb
Static groping of a boob for an extended period of time (more than half an hour).

Dude 1: What!? You falzoned Jessie?
Dude 2: Wait... that's not normal?

by Oddly Green March 6, 2016

falzone

When you are at the movies and have your arm around your girl and put halfway through the movie you decide to put your sweaty hand on her boob and leave it there for the rest of the movie.

I falzoned this girl last night. I'm so embarrassed

by STEEVE ZARAGROWZA$$ March 12, 2016

Falzone cone

A retard's coned penis.

Oh my god that's a tiny falzone cone!

by Tylarrd July 24, 2016