falittie

A hoe

Falittie is a hoe

by closetedgay0328 September 13, 2023

facitern

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

by Sunjama April 1, 2007

Failtastic

opposite of fantastic: majorly failing

Alex fell down the stairs and i think that was failtastic.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011

Fagitive

the excessively and unnecessarily ornate words used by art fags to describe art.

Art fag: " well... I think that the erudite opulence is encapsulated by the idiosyncratic Defenestration of the black tones in this piece."

normal person: "stop using so many fagitives to describe the color black!"

by PseudAwesonym January 22, 2011

Failther

Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.

Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show

by Evilwaze February 18, 2011