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Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.
Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!
by SlipperyD November 25, 2013
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fadele

Am ungrateful, not even a good vocalist and songwriter, brat that takes half a decade to release an album. Her fans are the most racist, privileged, homophobic white people that you can encounter. Her songs all sound the same, but her fans will still eat it up cause they're desperate for music from this brat.
person 1: didn't she released an album two months ago?
person 2: yes, but fadele's album flopped.
by thathonestboy January 6, 2022
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Rat Faced Wigger

An adult caucasian male, usually over 25 but under 30, who is addicted to drugs and dreams of being a hustla. They originate in suburban environments but many of them migrate to the inner cities upon leaving the nest. Some remain in the suburbs, usually living in close quarters among friends and/or family members with whom they share drugs and living expenses. Due to it's intellectual shortcomings, the rat faced wigger will almost always be found working in fast food restaurants, the local wal-mart, or just about any factory. Some of them have also been known to drive semi trucks.

Often going days at a time without grooming themselves, rat faced wiggers are generally dirty, out of shape and sport a three week old beard since that is typically the length of time they go without bathing. They reek of weed smoke, and will usually try to cover the smell with axe body spray. The Rat faced wigger has varied interests that may or may not include bling, bad music, anime and world of warcraft.

They tend to be chubby chasers and are known to venture deep within the confines of the nearest trailer parks in search of a mate, whom they usually knock up within the first month or two of courtship. The rat faced wigger is not a social animal and thus is not involved in the rearing of it's offspring. It can become incestuous if unsuccessful in attracting a genetically diverse mate.
Joe: "Dude look at that rat faced wigger... his Bowl just fell out of his pocket. What a jackass."

John: "Oh haha... HEY REJECT YOUR BOWL FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

Rat faced Wigger: "WUUUUT???!!"

Rat Faced Wigger's sister: "Oh shit Matt, hide the weed!"

Rat Faced Wigger: "Aw shit, dawg *stuffs bag in mouth*"
by ninetyninebottlesofawesome December 2, 2009
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catch the fade

To fight someone. Usually said to get the fight started.
by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007
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HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard
duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr
by erin April 18, 2005
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Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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Faderade

Lemon-Lime Gatorade with an added cup of Grey Goose Vodka. Word originated in Seattle and made popular by a suburban rapper in Edmonds, Wa.
Rockin Yellow Bapes, With Lemon-Lime Gatorade, Add A Cup of Goose So I Call That Sh*t Faderade
by redmonkeyjunkie June 24, 2010
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