flexin'

Stepping up to someone like you wanna throw down and fight.

"You flexin' fool, you flexin'?!!!"

by zacho January 9, 2003

flexitarian

Someone, usualy male, who pretends to be a vegitarian to get laid.

John wanted to sleep with Sue, so he became a flexitarian.

by Muh_Balls August 20, 2012

flexin

To flake or fake on something or someone...
a person who doesn't do what they say they gone do...

mayne u said u was cumin over, why u b flexin on meh...

man dawg shawty be flexin meh mayne...

by JoDy b0ii April 16, 2009

flexibility

Being able to bend into some pretty badass sex positions.

I can eat myself out

Whoah she must be flexible

I excel in flexibility

by BubbleGumBitch April 29, 2014

flexitarian

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)

Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.

by sp00ki September 18, 2006

Flexting

Flirting through texting. That stage when you're not really sure if you're interested, but flirt hard-core through texting. You know what we're talking about.

I started flexting this girl, but she was dropping too many LOL's so I stopped.

by AZG823 November 17, 2009

Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).

I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.

by Aprel January 29, 2010