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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed
by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Three eyed raven

A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.
Rob Lowe can preform The three eyed raven like the king in the north!
by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017
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Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.
"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"
by not another pseudonym February 14, 2012
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Red Eyed Ghandi

by wood2trapz November 22, 2021
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