Dustys

older women typically over 70 you want to fuck.

guy1: damn there is alot of dustys I wanna fuck here!
guy2:dude were in a senior citizen home majority of these old ladies are older than 80.
guy1: yea that's why they're dustys

by king dirtbag May 30, 2018

Dusty Whitehead

a short sheila with brown hair and eyes, bit temperamental and looks like a horse. is a muppet, thinks she is a hot but is not and wants to be a horse chiropracter so she can crack her own back.

Have you seen Dusty Whitehead dawg she is so mad
she has a jar of dirt

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Dusty Plums

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.

These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.

by 11thMeh July 9, 2024

dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian June 28, 2016

old dusty

An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020

dusty cartridge

A man’s bumhole

It had been a while since someone had blown in my dusty cartridge, but man it felt good

by Andyb123123 April 15, 2023

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021