Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey
by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

by yobaf March 1, 2011

Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!
that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 7, 2016
