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douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey
"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do
by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017
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Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.
limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG
by yobaf March 1, 2011
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Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.
Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024
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Douchebag Macgillicuddy

Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
Georgie is a douchebag macgillicuddy on 90 day fiance.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 7, 2016
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