distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

Distrumpled

When you feel disgruntled/disappointed in a Trump action.

It made me sad when Trump wanted to build a wall, so now I feel Distrumpled.

by Nicole tells the truth November 11, 2016

distrapp

Any one of many apps that people use to distract themselves from something they truly need to do.

Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.

by von groovy June 28, 2017

Disteria

A word used to describe a shit minecraft server with a shit event manager.

Wow that server is so Disteria!! Their event manager is so jamesdakill

by m3m3l0rdh34rthst0nepl4y3r May 28, 2018

distraughtled

When someone is extremely upset or uncomfortable

He was very distraughtled about the fact that he was with his mother in law

by Hunnnnnnnny June 1, 2018

Disthefuckappeared

When someone you’re counting on disappears on you, and makes you very angry.

Have you seen Penelope? No man, she just disthefuckappeared!

by Mr. Quackens June 2, 2018