Dylan 

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo

Dylan by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019

Dylan 

One of the most spedest kids in the world

-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped

Dylan by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019

dylan 

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

dylan by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan 

Dylan is an asshole.
He is nice somethimes.
Dylan is very messy.

Jada: i touch him
Dylan: says don't touch me
Jada: like a cry baby

Dylan by Jada Simmis January 3, 2020

Dylan 

Dylan is every girls dream guy. He is smart good at sports and is always there for you. You can tell him anything and he will listen. He will keep any secret you tell him and always has the best jokes that can make you laugh even when your crying. He is incredibly handsome and romantic and will do anything to make you happy. He is confident, and a great leader. He will talk to everyone but you are lucky if he is one of your close friends. He loves hanging out with big groups of friends but also he likes to hang out with friends one on one. If you have a Dylan in your life you are lucky!!

“Dylan is so nice I can’t wait to go to his party!”

Dylan by sarah8585loveschixkens January 8, 2020

Dylan 

A huge nonce who like to fuck children.

Fuck off dylan you fat fucking cunt.

Dylan by WIS69 January 9, 2020

dylan 

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

dylan by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020