Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

captain Crunch

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all

he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch

by Adonay October 3, 2007

crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.

ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him

by cclishzz June 19, 2008

crutch

Used to describe a well defined vagina and pubic bone of females wearing especially tight fitting clothing around their pelvis; i.e. Lycra (Spandex) shorts, gym kit; jeans, bikini and underwear.

The best examples are when the inner thighs don’t touch below the crutch leaving a nice air gap and allowing for visual examination of the genital area.

Christ, look at the crutch on that

by MATT BLACK painter September 6, 2008

Crumhole

A clever name for ones asshole, it can be shortend to crum

Brad: " Damn joe what smells so bad" ?
Joe: " A little bit of shit just slipped out of my crumhole"

by Jo Blowme March 15, 2010

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007