Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 09, 2019

crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.

Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom

by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 08, 2019

Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch

I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.

by opalfroot September 17, 2017

Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.

Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..

by themasterginge June 22, 2023

Fire crotch

A common slur used against gingers to describe their pubic hair.

Person A (ginger) : “whats up (Person B’s name)”
Person B “what’s up fire crotch”

by Shrek69lover January 05, 2022

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010