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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
mugGet the Crotch Rocketmug.

Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch
I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.
by opalfroot September 17, 2017
mugGet the Crotch meltingmug.

Crotch bramble

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.
by rodzylla February 17, 2013
mugGet the Crotch bramblemug.

crotch loogie

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.
Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.
mugGet the crotch loogiemug.

crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.
Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013
mugGet the crotch wagglemug.

Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.
Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..
by themasterginge June 21, 2023
mugGet the Fire crotchmug.

Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018
mugGet the Crotch of the Drivewaymug.

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