Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

lady cactus

Prickly Puss

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?

by LeiM0 June 6, 2016

Family Cactus

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Gurl: Family Cactus?
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by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017

dave crabtree

One night stand

Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"

by One night stand Dave March 3, 2017

Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds

My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus

by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017

african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass

"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017

african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass

"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017