turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

by GBond April 25, 2010

Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012

crack stem

A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in

Wanna hit this crack stem bro

by Biggest pot head November 8, 2017

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

scooby crack

i fucking delicios snack that when crumbled you can snort it HELL YES

yo wassup homie
wassup
you wanna get some scooby crack

by dankTDM March 9, 2017

Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.

Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!

by TitoNito October 9, 2019