country club

1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up

"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."

by Zar71 October 6, 2006

countrying

Popular activity of rural youth which defines the act of driving on very low traffic gravel or dirt roads to pass time in the evening. It is common for those involved to be consuming alcohol while driving or riding - making the remote nature of the roads quite important to avoid police pursuit.

There is nothing much going on tonight, lets pick up a case of beer and go countrying.

by jafri July 28, 2009

Clown Country

Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.

CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"

Commie: "America is a clown country"

by EEOPYEAP March 13, 2021

take someone to the country

To have rough anal sex with another human

did you take someone to the country last night?

by niftyprism January 24, 2017

country bumpkin

Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)

Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.

by countrybumkin April 15, 2005

Country Girl

Typically a white girl who grew up in the city. She listened to Taylor Swift on the radio one day and she somehow turned into a country girl. Her favourite things to do is 'mudding' and 'four wheelin'. She is only attracted to white males.

She will do ANYTHING to cement her status as a country girl.

If her standing as a country girl is ever questioned, she will build a poo fort in the forest and eat insects while sleeping in the poo fort to prove her mettle as a country girl.

A 'country girl' also hasn't worked a day in their lives as they all grew up in the city.

City Girl: Yee haw! I'm a country girl lookin' for a country boy that can handle me!
Hick: This chick is so ratchet. I'll just screw her and move onto someone who is real wife material.

by Stock Loc November 25, 2014

country rap

In the simplest of terms, it is a combination of the genres of country and rap. This in itself is not a bad idea, but when it takes horrible elements from both genres, for example, rap's diss tracks and country's occasional tendency to shit talk city folk instead of just enjoying the country, the end result is the incoherent mess known as Mini Thin's CIty Bitch, a song which causes outsiders viewing this phenomenon to want to avoid it until it dies out.

Country rap could have potential if someone actually tries to mesh the good elements of both genres correctly.

by The Other Other Person September 6, 2017