Term used to let go of ill will after being upset, preoccupied or concerned about something negative that is consuming someone's thoughts. This term is derived from clearing you cookies in your internet options in order to surf online smoothly.
Could be used to help a friend get over a moral hangover. For instance, your buddy is beating himself up about the drunk dial he made to an ex girlfriend or about the rude comment he made to his boss at the office party. You let him revel in his misery until about 4pm and then it's time to say "Dude, clear your cookies, move on. It's not a big deal...let's play nintendo and order a pizza."
by Amy Sears January 12, 2006
Get the Clear your cookies mug.A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
by TwoEight0ne November 16, 2010
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A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008
Get the Meat Cookie mug.I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!
by Cornholio October 28, 2003
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Get the meth cookies mug.Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)
"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006
Get the Cookie Bitch mug.to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather
Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.
by Metal CP February 26, 2007
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