conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016

Condom Hair

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.

Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.

by imnotstupidenoughtogiveoutmyname February 16, 2007

Condescending Fuck Hole

A person usually who is annoying, fucking stupid and has a extremly small penis.

MAria-That Guy was drunk and crazy last night.

jake-What a Condescending Fuck Hole.

by Rich5500 March 18, 2011

condom

an important tool to pimps!!!

I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.

by malitia July 4, 2008

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 22, 2005

Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.

It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.

by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008

Condom Cake

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong

"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"

by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009