Onision Complex

he complex of emotions aroused in a father, almost exclusively having a history using manipulation and suffering from narcissism, by an unconscious sexual desire for his daughter.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Greg put his kids's names in his shitty erotica book?
Person 2: Yeah, he probably has the Onision Complex

by RayTheOverlord June 22, 2019

nelson complex

Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.

Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.

by Muslim Goat November 11, 2020

Rogue Company

A popular game made by HI-REZ studios. And is arguably the best game made by HI-REZ studios.

Guy 1:"Hey dude wanna play paladins?"
Guy 2:"Nah dude that's gay , Lets play Rogue Company";

by if you read this you're gay122 January 8, 2021

Obsessive compulsive disorder

An anxiety disorder in which uncontrollable intrusive thoughts and mental/physical compulsions make sufferers miserable. These intrusive thoughts can include violent and taboo obsessions that make the sufferer question their identity.

It's a painful, torturous disorder I'd wish on nobody.

"Emily couldn't eat because her obsessive compulsive disorder made her lose her appetite."

by LilianaB February 14, 2021

School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

OK Computer

:(

"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

vulgarity complex

An abnormal mental condition caused by pathological vulgarity that includes immoral and deviant behavior.

He shows extreme pathological and lascivious signs stemming from a vulgarity complex.

by Doctor WTF April 4, 2022