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Want some coffee?

= to do u want to have sex. if they say yes then...sex is on. unless of course its the czar of russia then its a lil out of line
-hey baby u want to go out for Coffee...
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine
by wang March 24, 2004
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Coffee Walker

1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.

2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.

3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
Jay is quite the coffee walker. Our IT Program Director has a real talent for Coffee Walking.
by WCSikes September 9, 2008
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coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead
"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."
by Ahdinko January 9, 2009
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Coffee

What I like to put in my sugar.
Coffee is best used as an additive to substances like sugar and cream, but consumed in excess, ruins the flavour and experience of quality sugar.
by Person174920382263 December 29, 2010
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ShowStopper Coffee

A type of coffee, popularized by ShowStopper, which consists of coffee and hot cocoa.
I love a cup of ShowStopper Coffee in the morning! It's delicious!
by ShowStopper Faith November 9, 2011
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Coffee-Addict

Supposedly a famous internet figure, from Finland. He is known for extreme use of sarcasm, flaming, but also at times for witty conversations and helpfulness.

While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.

Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.

Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.
<nebulian> Stop trying to be a coffee-addict, dude.
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<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?
by Pekka May 19, 2006
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Coffee Spit

After drinking a large amount of coffee or espresso, your spit looks like coffee. May even contain caffeine.
Dude, I could get a buzz off of your coffee spit!
by Bifrons July 10, 2010
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