COBRA COMMAND

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member

stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command

by cobra people November 4, 2008

commander and queef

A girl who is amazing at queefing

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!

by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015

commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!

Hey Commando! U r so cool!

by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004

Coleman

A person that steals from his friends, cheats on his girlfriend, lies to everybody, guilt trips and throws a temper tantrum when he doesnt get what he wants, plays girls until he gets what he wants, and will go nowhere with his life.

Drew is a Coleman

by Bogsprogmo November 7, 2011