clickovich

A professional raping machine often used for means of torture. Most would say these biological beings are rapists, but I would say child rapists.

That dumb clickovich. He gave my sister aids and hiv's!

by Lglgifnsneksoxkcnt May 14, 2017

click clack to the bang fuck you and you

god's & king's agust d iconic line in cypher pt.4 which has my pretty pussy poppin and will make you nut so hard that you won't even be able to remember your name. you'll pray for that line to whipe your ugly ass.
"click clack to the bang bang's" sexier bro.

boy: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO BTS' CYPHER 4?
girl: OF COURSE I DID, RAP LINE SINGING TOGETHER IS MY KINK.
boy: then... "click clack to the bang ba-"
girl: "CLICK CLACK TO THE BANG FUCK YOU AND YOU."
*both agressively dab*

by agustdaddy June 25, 2017

clickco

Your average person but, with a side of salt.

1: Hey did you meet that new guy?
2: Yeah, he's a bit clickco.
1: A bit salty eh?

by Definerfromtherainbow July 11, 2017

clickco

The average person you would normally find but is a bit salty

P1: Hey, did you see the new kid?
P2: Yeah, but he's clickco.
P1: A bit salty then eh?

by Definerfromtherainbow July 11, 2017

Clickskrieg

the correct spelling of "clickskreig"

To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.

Alluding to the term "Blitzkrieg"... a rather famously successful (at least during the early years of WW2) form of tank warfare... employed by the Third German Reich.

They are engaging in a really clickskrieg to manipulate the news.

by German Beers September 7, 2017

Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.

"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"

by Diogenetics October 10, 2017

clickbait

something on YouTube that Youtubers use to get subscribers to click on the video.

Yo! Use that CLICKBAIT with me without my shirt

by snakerbakerbrowhat October 12, 2017