Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.

(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'

by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010

Chocolate Zebra

When you Jizz on a black girl in a stripe like pattern.
Or shit on a white girl in a stripe like pattern.
Making them white and black much like the design of a zebra!

Dude I made that chick into a Chocolate Zebra last night!

by Connor, Cooke March 20, 2010

chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

Chocolate Shell

This occurs when a woman shits on her lover's penis mid-anal sex. When he pulls it out, it is black and covered in a chocolate shell.

While Ronnoc was doing Jane in the butt, Jane shit on his penis. When he pulled it out, he was surprised to see a chocolate shell.

by EllisHobbs September 26, 2010

Choco Choco

Probably the worlds best pickup line a joke dammit.
Choco Choco is also slang for a male stripper (jigglo).

Hot boy: Choco Choco.
Hot girl: holy shit are you a jigglo?!?
Hot boy: no you retard, just a boy with nothing to do.

Hot girl: i am actually a retarded he-she.
Hot boy: in the case, then i'll be moving on *pulls off shirt and humps the air.

by Turdmouth January 16, 2011

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011