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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009
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cholonky

an indian tribe from the 1800's who killed many horses and frenchmen, most of them are extinct but it is rumored than they are reproducing in the Himalayas.
Boy 1:I sleep with a night light on with fear of the cholonkys will come for my life.

Boy 2:Me too! All those stories of natives americans getting rid of children who were sleeping in pitch black.
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colin island

An island off the pacific that consest of a colinie of colin. proof that colins bigger then brady.
ethan:Hey brady

brady:What
ethan:colin
brady:...
ethan:ha colin island
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Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks
Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.
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chogina

A chode and a vagina combined together (fictional)
You are so gay, you probarbly have a chogina!
by cjfcieowjdoije June 15, 2010
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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