chode-man

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall

"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"

by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

Chode Guzzler

One who consumes a MASSIVE amount of chode

Dude have you seen William Perry Longabaugh?
Ha hes probably being Maxwell Jefferson Vosper chode guzzler
Ew

by rocketfish April 14, 2008

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

by skiehf February 25, 2010

chode

a latino or latina that are short, fat, and start unnecessary fights

Don't pay attention to those ghetto bitches... fuckin chodes!

by DjTinaG!! December 9, 2010

chode

a short fat person that is very clumbsy.
2). Samuel Deighs

Sam is such a dang chode.

by gman6969 May 28, 2009