vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.

Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

chinese arithmetic

A descriptive term used to describe an extreme erection.

When Katrina was sucking my dick and it got harder than fucking chinese arithmetic.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

Chinese burn

A twist in a perons arm going both ways. Meant to cause pain and sometimes leaves a mark.

That bastard left a Chinese burn on me for no good reason.

by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

chinese driver

1. A Chinese person (or any person or Asian appearance) driving a vehicle, most likely badly and too slow. 2. A fellatio game in which the fellatrix braids her hair with a pigtail on either side of her head. The blow job receiver sits in a chair. Kneeling between the legs of her seated partner she allows him to grab a braid in each hand. (For men or those with short hair this game can also be played quite effectively by grabbing the ears). The B.J. reciever may extend his right leg placing his big toe on her clitoris or she may mount his right leg. Either way now he is in the "drivers" seat". To make her go faster he simply screams "vroom" and and steps on the gas (clit) peddle.

3. A sexual position where the female, standing and bent over, is entered from the rear by the standing male. He then proceeds to walk/fuck her around the room trying not to run into furniture. Advanced form is the "Chinese Asshole driver".

1. "Oh my God! Stay away from that car...Chinese Driver!"
2. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei got all Chinese Driver on me last night. Practically tore my hair out."
3. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei fucked me all Chinese Driver last night. I have to go to Ikea and buy all new stuff ."

by Motown John November 8, 2007

Chinese chili dog

The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.

I totally gave that girl a Chinese chili dog.

by Patrick Hillcrest December 1, 2009

Chapes

Can be used as any part of speech, a universal term. Derived from C-Dubs himself.

noun: A self made ladies man, rectory baller. Does mad pull ups in the student center while maintaing immaculate flow. Gets a varsity letter without breaking a sweat, master of handbiking. Basically the man.

Takes the place of any word in the English dictionary

Noun: What the chapes?

Adverb: I completed that run chapilly

Adjective: Your such a chapes

Proper Noun: Oh Chapes!

Example sentance: Chapes comes from the very prestigious Rectory School where he chaped all the bitches. When I was done chaping that bitch I chaped all over her face.

by Burdick C November 21, 2010

dick chips

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

by E-nig May 10, 2016