Chelsea Staub

A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.

"Did you see those pics of Chelsea Staub with Joe Jonas at the mall?"

"OMG! She was wearing the tiniest skirt ever!"

by Brignuts October 18, 2008

chelcei

Usually stupid bitches. Dick sucking whores that steal peoples boyfriends. They are sent from hell to ruin your lives so it would be a good idea to never name your girl chelcei and if you meet one all you can do is RUN!!!!!!!!!

Guy: oh look, chelcei.
Girl: i fucking hate her. shes a boyfriend stealing bitch.

by chelcei hater May 24, 2011

Chelsea

She is mentally retarded, like I think they need help fr fr.

"Don't worry she's just acting like a Chelsea"

by nibbasquare May 22, 2019

Chelsy

-your average teenage white chick stalker that applys sweaters, braces, and glasses into her work

-socially awkward

-questions her purpose on earth and doesn't think she deserves the luxury a of earth

Ethan was being such a Chelsy always fallowing me

by David douglass July 21, 2016

Chelsea

A dirty hoe who will always be dirty and is probably currently contracting AIDS from some small-dicked Mexican lumberjack in Texas. Also, someone who deserves to never be pleasured by the famous Anteater ever again. She deserves small, skinny, micropenis for the rest of her life from pathetic vanillafaces that don't know how to fuck. Chelsea is a nightmare. She also hates kittens and cute puppies.

"Does your dick itch bro?" "Yooooo you probably got the Chelsea's."

"I can't find anyone to sleep with me." "Fuck Chelsea, she'll fuck anything."

by Made in India April 2, 2017

Proper Chels

A common term used amongst half witted football fans who happen to support that joke of a football club known as Chelsea F.C

Pronunciation: Propah Chelsse!

E.g Rory Bartholomew Jennings: Frank Lampard is the greatest man ever. He's a Chelsea man: proper Chels!

by g3org3.m June 14, 2023

Chelsea

A total whore that has sex with everybody.

Wow your a real chelsea

by Apex court 99 May 1, 2017